frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Almost attacked by a large boxer dog yesterday and found a tick in my cereal this morning. With the way things are going, this may be my last post.

4gifs:

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This is a cute dog…
…until one chases you down its street at 8 in the morning

4gifs:

[video]

This is a cute dog…

…until one chases you down its street at 8 in the morning

WHEN I USE MY HOUSE KEY ON THE LAB DOOR

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: fluffydoodles

Every day!

When I haven’t eaten in over 2 hours
Synthesized the sun

Synthesized the sun

markofan7ares:

Mulan by adlovett